I'm Mia and this is MTV Cribz

spoopyshivers:

spoopyshivers:

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
inspectorgeneral: “ I’m so disappointed. ”

inspectorgeneral:

I’m so disappointed.
nice-wig-janis: “- ”

nice-wig-janis:

-
nutsacklemore: “ is this how twilight was written ”

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

inhalegoodvibezz:

bitchiethoughts:

oh my god

Holy shit

poppunkkid:

I just wanna cuddle, make out. watch netflix and maybe totally have rough sex
pornstarbucks: “ well well well would you look at the thyme ”

pornstarbucks:

well well well would you look at the thyme
the-virginityclub: “♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ ”

the-virginityclub:

♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

lookatthelights:

I am guilty of a more monstrous crime. I was born. I lived. I am guilty of being a dwarf. I confess it. And no matter how many times my good father forgave me, I have persisted in my infamy.

richwhitelesbian:

he, perhaps, mackles too much, for my tastes
scarsofmydepression: “ imnotanelfionlydressthatgay: “ squidgys-ovaries: “ h0meawayfromhere: “ istolealexgaskarthsvirginity: “ thereisaworldinsideofme: “ my eyes go straight to the kid in the front row slapping the bar instead of clapping AWHHH YAH...

scarsofmydepression:

imnotanelfionlydressthatgay:

squidgys-ovaries:

h0meawayfromhere:

istolealexgaskarthsvirginity:

thereisaworldinsideofme:

my eyes go straight to the kid in the front row slapping the bar instead of clapping 

AWHHH YAH SMELLS LIKE WARPED TOUR.

i absolutely love crowd pictures

does anyone see the monkey head or

ok this is my last post tonight guise

i might be back later

what is that

is that fucking donkey kong

I’m pretty sure that’s donkey kong…

holydoughnut:

why did i let tumblr talk me into watching this fucking show: a biography written from the fetal position on my bedroom floor